I just returned from a six-week book/speaking tour for the launch of my book, Welcome Home.
Over the period of travel for this trip, I learned some valuable lessons that I think others should know, should they decide to venture out on a similar endeavor.

Now, I should give you a disclaimer: I have been touring for almost 12 years with my speaking and music ministry – but I’m still learning – as you will discover below. 🙂

Things I learned on my six-week tour:

• Water is precious. This I know firsthand, from living in Colorado where we pay a pretty penny for our water. But in an RV – water is REALLY precious – especially hot water.
• The inability to use cruise control for over 6,000 miles – while pulling George (the aforementioned RV) through heavy wind and up and down hills… not a good thing. I still have a cramp in my leg.
• Aggressive, climbing snakes should be dealt with immediately if seen in close proximity to George. Trust me on this one. (Thanks, Erica.)
• Lots of rain and wood blocks attract ants. ‘Nough said.
• Lack of reliable internet for six weeks while trying to work on my “marketing” – doesn’t work too well.
• Blackberries (my phones) that malfunction a week and a half into the trip – do not help the above situation. Especially when I couldn’t use a “y,” “t,” “i,” “u,” “d,” or “5” in any of my correspondence.
• It is not the best idea to rely on people who have never pulled a trailer to assist/direct in backing up trailer.
• Someone will inevitably think you’re the coolest person around and ask you to sign their arm. (I had three!)
• Always bring candy to booksignings. It opens the door for great conversations.
• Always know where the bathroom is at booksignings. (Trust me, you’ll get asked.)
• Always be ready to twiddle your thumbs at booksignings. Be comfortable sitting there by yourself if need be.
• When you’re fortunate enough to sign so many books that the bookstore manager just about kisses your feet for being there – praise God, and be thankful. Remember the other signings where you signed five, and praise God for keeping you humble.
• Be ready to sign your book any time, any place. For instance – the bathroom, or perhaps when you’re dumping sewage. (See the previous blog post if the “dumping sewage” part threw you off.)
• Bring lots of shoes. Just make sure you can get to them when you need them.
• I love talking to kids. Elementary, Junior High, High School students. I had a ball talking to schools – and they seemed to have fun, too.
• I really, really, really, really, really, really, like my own bed. And my home. I appreciate it all even more now.
• I have some of the greatest friends in the world. Thanks for coming to see us and support us – and for the refreshment along the way.
• My kids, Josh and Kayla, are the most amazing, inspiring, and wonderful kids around. (Okay, so I already knew that – but wow, they made the trip even better!)
• Even if just one person’s life was touched or changed, it was worth it.