A Bit O’ News… and an Old Favorite – Turkey Diving

We’ve taken a good bit of time the past couple years to re-group, so to speak. 🙂 Our lives have been crazy-overly-busy, but we’ve wanted to keep our priorities straight.

In doing that, we backed off the blogging. Yes, I know. (No need to throw any cyber tomatoes at us – LOL) We’ve received all your emails about how we’re doing, and that you’ve missed it. Well, today, we want you all to know that yes, in 2013, we’ll be getting back to it.

But to update you all, we are still in our amazing EMHE home. We only had it on the market a little while and discovered it was really difficult to find the “right” buyer. This home was built for special needs, and we’re hoping that it can go to a family that has special needs. We appreciate your prayers for that.

Be watching because we have blogs coming up with the buttermilk blueberry muffin recipe and homemade lip balm that are both incredible.

But now, just for fun (and because 147 people sent emails to me this week that they just HAD to read it again this holiday season) – I’m reposting my original “Turkey Diving” blog.

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Kim

Turkey Diving – Kimberley Woodhouse 

After much interest in a post where I mentioned turkey diving -(and don’t forget the prodding and threats from my wonderful readership) – This story’s for you!

Our Safeway does this great thing before Thanksgiving where turkeys go on sale (this really shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone.) Anyway, it will have the really nice, brand-name turkeys for a deal – like up to a 14 pounder for a few bucks, and then over a 14 pounder for a couple bucks more. The key – is getting the most turkey poundage for your buck, right? Everyone with me so far?

Okay…so – the only way to really do this is to DIG through all of the turkeys in the freezer bins. Most people don’t go to the trouble of really searching, they see the sign – and think, “ooh turkeys are on sale” – and grab one. How do I know this? Many years of observation, that’s how!

Let me tell you, those people disappoint me. Where’s the fun in that?

This is what I do:

Go to the store with several friends- (it’s even more fun if they have a child or two with them… you’ll understand in a minute)- Head to those turkey freezers and everyone stake out territory. Then, you dig. And there are rules- You MUST look at every turkey in the freezer – Yes, I said EVERY turkey. And if you are too short to reach all the way in, you yell, “I’m goin’ in!” One of your faithful friends will help you by holding your legs so that you can “dive” in. Another option is to throw a small child in to help you look (not literally – you don’t really think I would do that, now do you?) Actually, you can hold the child’s legs while they reach for that last one in the corner that no-one else can get to, but you just KNOW that’s it’s the biggest one in the freezer!

The other important thing to remember, is to sing! Yes, you heard me. Sing.
My personal favorite is “I love you a bushel and a peck, a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck…” This is great fun while turkey diving.

So, you have the turkey diving story. I’m going to have to trademark it now, since everyone will know what I’m talking about.

This Thanksgiving season, I’ll be watching for all you newbie “turkey divers” — just don’t come to MY Safeway — I already have it staked out.

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